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Duration: 03:43 minutes Upload Time: 2007-10-22 17:14:11 User: SychoxFilmz :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day |
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Description: ***LYRICS*** Eminem - Real Slim Santa - Parody Lyrics print version May I have your attention please, May I have your attention please, Will the real Slim Santa please stand up. I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here. You all act like you've never seen Santa before, Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them? It wasn't your drunk dad or your mother that whore, It was me and now I'm skinny and I'll tell you the score. Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf, my ass got so big I couldn't wipe it myself. My doctor said, "Santa you've never looked worse, lose 200 pounds or your heart's gonna burst." Everybody loved me big and fat ho-ho-ho, Big ass Santa look at him walking around, his belly like jelly, have some more eggnog. They didn't give a *fuzz* if my arteries clogged, So I said *fuzz* them and I joined a gym. Started eatting low-fat cookies and drinking milk that was skim. I lost so much weight I can see my candy cane, and Mrs. Clause is happy I can *fuzz* her again. (Your name is on my list) x2, and if your nice, not naughty I might give you a little gift. But here's a message for you if your a big fat slob, If your gut is in the way your girl won't bobble your knob. You can't expect a hoe to gobble your goo, if you just sit there eatting twinkies, watching Scooby Doo. If you ain't nothing but chubby, no girl wants a fat hubby, you'll end up working construction. Your love life lies in ruins and destruction, by the time your 30 you'll be asking Santa for liposuction. But if your thin you'll get seduction, underneath the mistletoe. Sing the chorus and it goes! I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the real Kringle. All you fly girls like my balls cause they jiggle, so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Cause I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the Saint Nick. All you other fat Santa's can suck my fat *fuzz*, so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Ho-Ho-Ho I guess theres a Slim Santa in all of us. On Donner on Blitzen lets get the *fuzz* out of here! WEESSSTTTSIDEEEEE |
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| ashleytisdaleroxx ::: Favorites 2008-01-02 17:49:53 LOL!!! __________________________________________________ | |
| SychoxFilmz ::: Favorites 2007-12-31 16:53:30 almost 5000 views in 2 months:) __________________________________________________ | |
| ub3g4mercy ::: Favorites 2007-12-30 17:16:15 fucken halarious!! __________________________________________________ | |
| SychoxFilmz ::: Favorites 2007-12-30 16:23:32 lol, i was pink so everytime someone killed me igot to see myself humped. ironic __________________________________________________ | |
| Rayza09 ::: Favorites 2007-12-28 04:18:50 Lol that was fucking funny as! loved every second. The pink guy got owned. __________________________________________________ | |
| kasey48 ::: Favorites 2007-12-26 15:32:02 this was fricken hilarious __________________________________________________ | |
| SychoxFilmz ::: Favorites 2007-12-24 00:41:04 what do you mean what? __________________________________________________ | |
| zaclver89 ::: Favorites 2007-12-23 23:27:44 what????? __________________________________________________ | |
| MagnusVonGrapple ::: Favorites 2007-12-23 19:21:14 Frikkin SWEET __________________________________________________ | |
| CTJ420 ::: Favorites 2007-12-21 23:52:40 this is the shit __________________________________________________ | |
| DarthReven83 ::: Favorites 2007-12-20 05:17:15 This is actually pretty funny and I am a big fan of Eminem so this makes it even better for me. __________________________________________________ | |
| ZoltanTheFighter ::: Favorites 2007-12-18 20:29:48 laugh my fuckin ass off MOTHA FUCKIN HILARIOUS..... __________________________________________________ | |
| chinchin94 ::: Favorites 2007-12-18 17:39:19 lolz __________________________________________________ | |
| klmay65 ::: Favorites 2007-12-16 06:01:22 Really? Kinda boring and juvenile. __________________________________________________ | |
| Slapjack2Fast ::: Favorites 2007-12-14 17:03:06 Lol Go listen to (Ho Ho Fucking Ho) Its even better 5/5 by the way __________________________________________________ | |
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